Summer

Three boys are playing in our backyard, careening wildly back and forth through a garden sprinkler, cooling themselves on a hot summer day.

Brandon: "Hey, JayLEENA!" Because pretty much the worst diss you can lay on an almost 9 year-old boy is to call him a girl.

Jalen: "Whut up, BranDEE?" Because my son, he is skilled in the ways of right-back-at'cha.

Xavier trots by. Brandon and Jalen look at each other, racking their tiny brains….nothing…nothing...

Me: "XavierELLA."

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You know what is too funny? One of my carpool riders calls me "Zsa Zsa".

Comments

Bwah! You ARE a Zsa Zsa!

;-)